Posted by Maria on July 19, 2010 at 08:35 [67.164.145.230]
This guy I met at work asked me if I wanted to have dinner with him at a local cafe and I said yes. The place was so close to my house that I decided to walk rather than drive. It has been blazing hot here, so I wore a rather short dress. As we were having dinner, the guy started to look nervous. When I asked him what was wrong he said that my dress was so short that people could see my panties when I crossed or uncrossed my legs.
I know from experience that guys who get all freaked out over trivial matters like that are insecure in their own emotions and sexuality. They don't need a real woman, they need a nurse. Since I am not a nurse, I excused myself fairly early in the evening.
As soon as I started to walk home, I could feel dinner urging itself against my bowels. I didn't want to cut loose on a public street, esp. when wearing a short dress, so I stopped, gritted my teeth, clenched my fists, and walked on. I did that maybe three or four times until I reached the quiet residential street where I live. Then I paused beneath a tree and just let go, ending up with a couple of nice warm "fat boys" in my undies.
I walked on to my house, but oops! I had forgotten that my housemate and niece Anita was at home with her boyfriend and his pals. I could see the lights and hear the voices.
Lucky me, I have my own entrance to my bedroom suite. All I have to do is go through the back gate and sneak around to my door. But it was really dark on the narrow path from the gate around the back of the house. Like an idiot, I tripped over a flagstone and went crashing to the ground amidst the bushes, which was rather noisy.
Lights went on in the house next door as their dog started freaking out and barking. I could hear Anita say, "What was that?" and head toward the window. I was trying to stand up and at the same time pull my dress down so that no one would see that I had a pile in there.
Anita's face appeared at the window and I could hear my neighbor in his backyard with the dog, so I called out, "It's just me. I just tripped, that's all."
Then I snuck into my room and headed straight for my bathroom to empty my pants.
So I didn't get caught, but it was a very close call indeed!
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