"Staying alone at home.What kinky stuff to do hmmm?Well , I can fill one jar special for you!Guess with what ! I go in my bathroom talking dirty things to you.I lick my uncleaned dirty toilet special,spiting on it and tasting my dirty spit while filling my empty jar with my pee .MMm it tastes so good!Im drinking a bit of my own pee before taking my shower hose and giving myself an enema.That water inside my stomach, oh gosh.Feeling like its going to explode.Start squirting the water out of my ass filling my jar with poop.But some of the poop falls down the floor.Upsss...well its looking very nice... why not tasting and my poop,hmm?Was the best idea!I like it very much.Tell me your adress and IM gonna send that dirty jar to you"