Posted by kalory on September 20, 2004 at 15:59 [64.12.114.131]
In Reply to: The State Of Our Union posted by Kimmie on September 20, 2004 at 15:32
Wee the people all over the place ... and it STINKS in here!! Tighten your asses and lift your breasts ladies, for we shall lead the army to Victor Pee where he died of a broken heart. Lay flowers on his grave and sing "We shall over come... and over fill our bladders in memory of our fallen hero sandwiches" (prolly cuz every God damn woman is on the Atkins diet).
Stuff your purses with jelly beans and hang them on all the white picket fences in the world. Change your name to Velveeta and make a human chain across North America (you girls in the East have to form up yourselves cuz that ocean is jus too damn big) ... (um, I am in the west aren't I?)
Hope so, cuz I can't take back 5 million t-shirts that read "West: Impress Your Breast!"
Now here is where the onion comes into action. Peel a great big red one and hang it around your neck. No one will even notice your stinky diaper then.
I conclude my address by zipping up my code licking the stamp. My your days be filled with light and your night be dark and wet.