Posted by alwayswet on September 12, 2004 at 13:47 [208.187.75.78]
In Reply to: Want to loose control of your Bowels?(no joke) posted by 12489371234 on September 11, 2004 at 16:35
WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU MUST BE IN EXCELLENT HEALTH TO USE THESE PRODUCTS!!!!!! IF YOU HAVE HEART, KIDNEY, LIVER OR OTHER DESEASE, OR YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO THE DRUG, YOU CAN END UP WITH RENAL FAILURE OR WORSE-DEAD!!!!!!! THIS STUFF IS NOT SOMETHING TO PLAY WITH! YES, IT WILL CAUSE A VERY SOFT, UNCONTROLABLE MOVEMENT WITHOUT CRAPS (FOR MOST PEOPLE) BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOUR DOCTOR HAS FIRST CHECKED YOU FOR ANY MEDICAL PROBLEMS FIRST OR YOU COULD END UP IN A COMMA OR DEAD!
One such product is called Fleet. For 24 hours prior ot taking the medicine, take ONLY fluids but no milk products. Then take 1-1/2 ounces at 8:00 pm and you'll have uncontrollable poopies within 1 to 2 hours. You will also uncontrollably wet. No buts about it! You need to disolve the 1-1/2 ounces in about 1 liter of water to dilute the salty taste. Continue to drink plenty of fluids ONLY! Do not eat solid foods at this time. Word of warning to the wise. Cover your anus (inside and out) with plenty of vasaline petroleum jelly. Also cover ALL of your diaper area with liberal amounts of vasaline. You'll be sorry if you forget to do this.
Then the next morning (as soon as you get up) drink the last 1-1/2 ounces in the small bottle. Again, make sure that you have an intake of at least 40 ounces of fluids with the Fleet. Again, make sure that you completely coat your anus and all of your diaper area with vasaline. The doctor told me to do this, and in the morning, I forgot to--it was not pleasant!
Now, continue to drink ONLY fluids for the next six to eight hours. For your next meal, get some Similac liquid (ready to eat) baby formula.
Baby formula in the US has about 100 calories per 5 ounces. So for a 2000 calorie diet, you will need 16 ounces every four hours. Be ready, you will need to be diapered, and have plenty of butt goop on your butt! Keep up the baby food diet every 4 hours and you will have no control. You will realize that you are wet and go to change. To your suprize, you will find that you are poopie and didn't even know you pooped!
:)
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