I love being outside in my nappy and little dress my wife made for me.Yesterday she came up with what she called a new game.At 6pm.Last night after spending all day in my baby clothes she told me we were going out in the car,something i enjoy just for the thrill of almost being seen.After about 8 miles she stopped the car in the middle of the countryside.We walked into a field,there she told meshe was going to leave me to find my own way home,i was terrified,8 miles without being seen,how was i going to do that? Anyway she went,but i was sure she would return and it was some sort of joke,it wasnt and after an hour i made a move,crossing fields as near to the hedges as possible.I was so scared,what would i do if seen,what if a police car turned up.Well i had to go around the long way when i came across a village,hide in a ditch when i saw a couple walking their dog and hide behind a tree to avoid a horse rider not to mention all the cars.It took me 4 hours 20 minutes to get home,easier once it was dark! My wife thought it was hilarious and i can see the funny side now but never again will i get out of the car when we go out!!
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