Posted by Dodge on May 24, 2002 at 16:03
Just tuned into the first night of the new Big Brother series on cable channel E4 to find that the 12 inmates had been confined to the girls' bedroom whilst the technicians were fixing some problem.
This being the first night of the show everyone had been drinking loads and there was some pretty strong desperation going on, mostly from the guys. Pretty boy male model Alex was clutching the crotch of his jeans and had that really embarassed "Oh my God, I'm going to wet myself in front of a national TV audience" look in his eyes. And everyone was talking about peeing too! Blonde babe Kate said "If someone drinks this can of Fosters you could piss in that" whilst their were repeated mentions of pissing in the swimming pool if they could get out in the garden.
Alas the technicians fixed the problem just in time and everyone made a dash to form a queue for the toilet.
But a promising start to the new series...
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