Posted by John Hart on October 30, 2000 at 13:29
Heard and saw this one near a line where the tubers waited to rent their inner tubes. Not the exact words, but as near as I can remember. The girl was wearing my favorite costume of tight cut off jeans shorts and a T-shirt. They both had open beer cans, obviously having a good time. Girl to her boy friend: “ You’ll have to pay for the tubes, my money is all wet.” Boy: “Why, we haven’t been near the river yet?” Girl: “You know what happens when I drink a lot of beer, and you made me laugh…” The boy immediately looked down at her shorts, smiling: “How did you get the pockets wet, last time it hardly showed.” Girl: “ It came out really fast, and kind of backed up. Besides, your pants got a little wet last time too!” Boy, grinning: “OK, you better wait here, give me a towel…” He took the towel to cover up his tented out shorts, and got in line. I circled around to get a look at the girl, and sure enough, her jeans had a big wet spot, extending about half way up the fly. From the conversation I heard, and their reactions, they both enjoyed it, they weren’t at all embarrassed, and it wasn’t the first time. My reaction was the same as the guy’s….
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