Posted by jowee on October 17, 2000 at 14:34
I am an Italiano.
One day ima gonna LA to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat
breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pisses toast. She brings me only
one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say
you no understand, I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say you better no
piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she
call me sonna ma bitch.
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a
spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me
everyone wanna fock. I tella her you no understand. I wanna fock on the
table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.
So I go back to my room ina hotel and there is no shits onna my bed.
Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet.
I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not
shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you." I say
piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy.
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