Posted by Boss Pee on September 21, 2000 at 04:16
Anyone catch stand-up Dimitri Martin on Conan tonight? Here's how he ended his routine (from memory, but accurate):
I’m a little jittery because I have to pee real bad. Actually I’ve had to pee since I got up this morning. I like to hold it because I like the challenge. The other day at work I lost the challenge. Then I had the even bigger challenge of having to explain to my boss why I had this big wet stain on the front of my pants. I think I pulled it off though, because I stopped, looked him straight in the eye and said, “Man, these are some sweaty nads.”
A network reference to a deliberate accident, albiet humorous. And the studio audience were practically wetting themselves. We're making some progress, wetsetters.
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