Posted by Captain Klegel on September 17, 2000 at 03:11
In Reply to: Desp Checkout Girl(sighting) posted by arthur on September 16, 2000 at 06:42
Yeah, Arthur, this happens to me every time I go to the store -- the checkout girl's desperate to pee, hoppin around in her cubicle embarassed and about to cry. Only my girl loses it every time I get up to her. Her hand trembles as she scans my toilet paper, the irony lost on her. "P-p-paper or plastic?" she manages to stammer, still not looking at me. "Paper for me," I smile. "But it looks like you could use some plastic." Then she looks up at me and manages to stutter-clamp her valve shut -- you can actually hear the spurts. Every freakin time this happens, Art. Think she likes me?
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