Posted by Scenario on September 14, 2000 at 07:00
Hi,
This is a little different but I like to think there is still some room for the gentle approach.
The story of Lady Jane Wayneright-Smith.
Lady Jane is a very upper crust lady attractive dark hared siren in her day she is now in her early forties. Our story concerns her unfortunate humiliation at the hands of her staff. Following two separate instances when a stable Girl and a housemaid publicly wet themselves after being refused much needed relief by the selfish action of Lady Jane.
The staff planned to take revenge, the perfect time arose when two separate events served there needs. Firstly Lady Jane took to drinking large quantities of water in the morning in line with some new diet she had read about –and been told by the “girls” that it was the thing to do- secondly her husband was to have an important conference at the country house.
So the plan was simple ensure lot of liquids were in easy reach and her diet was in the fore front of her mind then keep the already busy lady Jane distracted until she started to show signs of really needing to go, the delay her. Crucial timing would be required when the desperate lady finally made the loo her first priority.
In order to do this the ”accident” should take place during the preparations –she would not allow herself to be careless enough to “lose it” at an important function. So all the staff at the house had to be bribed or convinced into assisting. This was easier then expected has lady Jane was haughty to the point of rudeness and had no regard for the needs of her staff, many of the girls could recall incidents of near wetting despite –some quite impassioned- pleas to be excused. Even the housekeeper Mrs Brown did not reject the idea despite persistent rumours of unnatural attraction to her mistress.
The day dawned Lady Jane chose a simple white blouse and box pleated skirt in a country check. Smart heels and matching belt., functional if expressive clothes. June brought a large class of orange and a large class of mineral water this she placed next to her mistress’s diary with the diet progress listed in red.
After breakfast she brought vitamin pills –a little later than normal to ensure another class of water was needed. Finally mid morning another large class and a coffee –not the usual decaf-. The busy Lady Jane absently dank all of this as she worked. A bonus was a further coffee served with the Caterer.
After all this Lady Jane became to show some discomfort, nothing major but clear signs that she was feeling the need. They watched her closely scanning the list of “last minute problems” prepared to meet the needs of immediate action or mealy a distraction.
The first call was avoided easily by Mary a house maid who apon hearing Lady Jane approach and promptly put a “cleaning in progress sign on the door of the nearest loo. Lady Jane gave a cursory glance at it and walked past, but did absently run one hand down her hip fiddling with her skirt
Only a few minutes later however Clare reported that Lady Jane seemed very agitated when answering her phone and got up to sit on and then walk round her desk,.
There was no doubt about it now the good Lady wanted to pee. Time for the delays first stop the water that would slow all work and stop the toilets from working. This would not panic her but should up the pressure.
Lady Jane took it in her -slight reduced gate- stride and started giving orders, however she tended to sit down more and cross her legs if standing for any length of time.
Some irritation started to show soon after however with and decision to find the missing chairs for the set in the library –site of the meeting- having to take priority of getting the upstairs loo working. Still she did not seem to be aware of the problem she was getting into even after she started holding her hand to her Tummy when talking and having to uncrossing and re-crossing her legs.
30 minutes later and Lady Jane rose form her desk she seemed distressed and made for the loo. But this had been provided for all the toilets were now closed and her artificially causal request for a key met with an excuse the plumber had suggested that this be done and damage to the old pipes was a possibility, however he would be at the house very soon. The butlers notice her ladyship took a seat during this discourse and did not move to her desk in the office down the hall for quite a few minutes.
15 minutes later lady Jane –looking like someone trying to hide an embarrassing problem- announced she had to go to town . Another series of plausible excuses delay her for a further ten minutes before she hurried to her car. She did not even have a coat as waiting in the hall for the maid resulted in open fidgeting and an actual curtsey.
The car drove off fitted with a hidden camera and a simpatico driver, one wrong turn and straight
Into the traffic jam for the school collection and some road works added that much needed final delay.
Lady Jane Wayneright-smith trapped in the back of a car frantic for a piss and no facilities within reach. The hidden camera relayed all the action to the staff taping the squirming aristocrat has she switch of the intercom no longer able to keep the desperation out of her voice. She struggled for a full 20 minutes before panicked holding and staring out the windows was replaced by a pained stillness.
Lady Jane peed for a full minute it seemed her skirt darkening and a dribbles running over the leather seats and down her silk stockings to pool on the floor. They did admire her dignity and she called the driver and asked to return to the house. She was kinder after that the loss of face seemed to be almost a release for her.
Which was just as well when she found the tape….
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