Posted by Dave Letterman on January 12, 2000 at 01:06
In Reply to: Kate Winslet posted by T J on January 11, 2000 at 15:55
Kate is a true for real bitchin cunt ... YEAH ... after the show last night we had a little ... you know ... PEEING THING ... top-10 things about Kate peeing ....
#10 Drank too much and peed her pants ...
#9 Drank too much and peed her pants a little.
#8 Drank too much and wet her bum ...
#7 Peed a lot without drinking just to see what it was like ... and SHE LIKED IT!
#6 ..peed so much the Titanic sank an hour too soon ...
#5 .. peed on Leonardo's pencil and made it BIG..
#4 .. peed on the couch in Titanic but it didn't matter at all after it sank to the bottom of the frigid cold Atlantic Ocean ...
#3 .. peed on her passport but the Carpathia still picked her up!
#2 .. peed in the Model-T in the Titanic cargo area and caused the ship to list to the left and strike the iceberg that caused all the shit ...
#1 .. peed her panties in public just to drive the common-fold CRAZY! Yah Yah Yah ....
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