Posted by trekie on June 10, 2001 at 10:00
Celebrity Arm Wrestling newsletter 5
Ok, I've got some good news and some bad news:
The bad news: This time only 3 people (and we got 30 subscribers) voted.
The good news: After this tournament is over, I'll be turning this into a
mailing list, probably unmoderated.
Please see the list of matches to vote and write description for at the
end of this letter.
And: I'll provide the most interesting match descriptions, not only one,
like last time. Let's get right to the matches:
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The Half finals of group A:
Salt defeats Gwen Stefani
Pam Anderson is defeated by Courtney Cox
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Salt vs Gwen Stefani
Gwen's professional confidence proves little help against Salt's
street ethics. Salt overpowers Gwen with arms and eyes. Gwen fights
back, Salt shakes, but finally finishes Stefani when the woman
can't go the distance.
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Salt vs. Gwen Stefani
For the musical championship I guess. Salt is definitely toned and cut,
but she would have been no match for Renee O'connor. the ballot boxes
must have been stuffed. This time, Salt has a definite advantage, tone
wise against Gwen. Gwen's arms are pretty big, but not real cut, so Salt
will move on with a win.
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Courtney Cox vs. Pamela Anderson
I was disappointed that Pamela beat Jenny because I felt that the latter was
the class of this part of the draw. The athletic Pamela figures to win but
Courtney has slowly been building some muscle. Pamela is worn out by her
match with Jenny and Courtney pulls a surprising upset.
Pamela Anderson vs Courtney Cox
Pam now insists to fight every woman bare breasted. But her huge
chest doesn't scare Courtney. The youngster tells Pam, first she's
going to pin her arm, then she's going to pin her tits. Pam's nipples
are so erect now.
Confident Courtney does what she says, forcing Pam over early. Pam
breaks an early sweat and uses every ounce of her strength just to
stop Cox from pinning her so early. But Courtney attacks again,
overwelming poor Pam and slowly muscling the blondes mighty arm
over. Exhausted Pam gasps her last as Courtney slow taps her down
for the victory. Remembering her initial promise, Courtney eyes
beaten up Pam who lies back against her chair panting like a dog.
Courtney grabs Pam by her bare shoulders and slams the woman
boobs first down onto the table top. Tit-pinned Pam passes out as
LOSER WRITE-UP:
Pam Anderson vs. Courteney Cox
A tougher match than might be expected. Both women are not huge, but they
are both pretty cut. Pam has a little more muscle, but that is only
because Courteney has lost a little in the past couple years. I think the
Friends show told her to try to smooth out her arms. What a shame. Well,
Pam and Courteney would battle it out for a while, but the blonde beauty
will prevail.
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The Quarter Finals of group B:
Demi Moore defeats Geena Davis
Cindy Crawford is defeated by Brooke Shields
Lucy Lawless defeats Angela Bassett
Fran Drescher defeats Shannen Doherty
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Demi Moore vs. Geena Davis
It is the tall against the more muscular. A tough one to call. Demi would
come out trying to intimidate Geena by going through some muscle poses.
This does nothing to Geena, who feels her advantage in leverage will pull
her to victory. At first she appears right, but Demi's impressive arms
come back to eek out a victory.
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Demi Moore vs Geena Davis
Geena towers over Demi in the pre-match stare down. Their breasts
bump and Geena grunts defiantly as she pushes Demi back. There's a
hush in the crowd.
Locking hands both women immediately tighten their bi-ceps. Geena's
bulge and put Demi over. Demi battles back and is prepared to fight
long and hard. Geena's no pushover and will go the distance too.
After 15 minutes Geena's mighty arm begins to shudder. Demi applies
pressure to soften Geena's bicep. Geena begins to cry, her muscles
buckle all at once and mighty Demi pins giant Geena flat
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LOSER WRITE UP:
Demi Moore vs. Geena Davis
An interesting matchup. Demi is smaller and very solid but Geena is tall and
deceptively strong. She has been in several athletic films, but I feel it's
more because she's a good actress and not because Geena is an athlete.
The match is close all the way. Demi is surprised because she felt that she
could easily handle Geena's thin arms. After at least a minute, Geena grabs
the advantage and Demi never recovers.
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Cindy Crawford vs. Brooke SHields.
Could this be to determine who gets to stay as a Cover Girl??? These two
beauties have it going on in the looks and arm department. Cindy has been
staying out of the limelight lately, so her development has been hidden.
Brooke, on the other hand, may be the most cut on television. She is
tall, toned, and has a mean streak. Give this one to Brooke, but not easily.
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Cindy Crawford vs Brooke Shields
Daddy's girl no longer, Brooke gives the fading supermodel a fight
she won't soon forget. With a grip so tight, Brooke crushes Cindy,
slamming the woman's hand down so hard a few finger nails break.
Cindy weeps like a baby and runs back to the dressing room.
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Cindy Crawford vs. Brooke Shields
Brooke pumps a muscle pose at Cindy which demoralizes her. The match is over
quickly as the powerful Brooke easily pins Cindy.
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Lucy Lawless vs. Angela Bassett
I was disappointed to see SALT beat Renee O'Connor in the last round. I
felt it was not even a close mathch, but I guess that's how it goes.
There is trouble for Xena in this one. Angela has the biggest and most
cut guns in hollywood, and despite a great height disadvantage, will not
be troubled by Lucy. Good luck to anyone who thinks they can handle Angela.
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Lucy Lawless vs Angela Bassett
Nubian Goddess Angela shows phoney Hollywood amazon Lucy the true
meaning jungle power. Both amazons clutch up with black warrior
Bassett holding on so tight that soft white Lucy nearly wets her
Fredrick's Of Hollywoods.
The match is quick, as the beautiful Negress snaps poor Lucy's arm
back and forth until the muscles are in knots. Lucy finally wets
herself just as Angela finishes her off, pounding the woman's arm
down and through the table.
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Lucy Lawless vs. Angela Bassett
The New Zealand amazon has her hands full with Angela, who showed in the
movie Strange Days that she can build muscles when she needs to. The match
is long and exhausting; neither woman wants to give an inch. Finally, Angela
puts down the exhausted Lucy.
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Fran Dresher vs. Shannen Doherty
Give it up Shannen. YOu got lucky in the first round, and this time
things will be different. Fran has some pretty big arms. Arms that would
dwarf the little bitch from 90210. Fran is a nice lady and might let
Shannen hang around for a while, but if she wanted to, she could cause a
great deal of pain. Look for Fran to move on with a simple win.
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Fran Drescher vs. Shannen Doherty
Shannen comes out as her nasty best. She unnerves Fran and nearly psyches
her out enough for a quick pin. But Fran recovers her composure and is
simply stronger than the younger woman. Fran moves into the second half
semi-finals.
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Fran Drescher vs Shannen Doherty
Shannen Doherty is out matched against experienced more mature
Drescher and finds she must cheat to defeat such a superior
all-round woman. When she begins losing the match early, dirty
Doherty kicks Fran between the legs under the table.
Fran winces as Shannen's foot crushes her pussy. A second pussy kick
takes all the fight out of Fran and allows Shannen to bring the woman
toward defeat. As Fran goes down Shannen tries to finish her with
a third kick. But Fran crosses her legs. Shannen's defenseless and
seconds later the mighty Fran Drescher comes back. The crowd cheers
as she delights in slowly defeating the younger Doherty. Downs goes
Doherty as Frans laughs, Take that you little cheating slut.
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Voting:
Please vote (and send match descriptions):
Final of group A:
Courtney Cox vs. Salt
For 3rd place:
Pamela Anderson vs. Gwen Stefani (from No doubt)
Half finals group B:
Fran Drescher vs. Angela Bassett
Demi Moore vs. Brooke Shields
P.S.:
If you don't want to vote and only want to read, that's ok. I will kick
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