Posted by dryden on June 07, 2001 at 12:45
Here in the UK it is the day of the General Election. All good citizens are expected to take a vast interest in all our ghastly politicians and to sit up most of the night waiting with bated breath as the results are declared by pompous asses known as "Returning Officers". May I suggest to all readers of this board, not just those in the UK, that hold our own "election". The questions are:
1. Which politician would you most like to see wet her or
his underwear?
2. Where would you most like to see this happen?
3. How often would you like to see it happen?
I am spoilt for choice, there are so many of them, but for me 1. Anne Widdecombe's knickers just get my vote, 2. While standing outside the Conservative Party Central Office, 3. At least once a week, the habit might catch on!
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