Posted by wetfan on June 05, 2001 at 22:24
Currently I'm finishing Tom Robbins "Still Life with Woodpecker". I read something that I kinda liked in regards to peeing.
" "Champagne was discovered by a Chtholic monk," said Bernard. "Took one shallow and burst out of his cellar yelling, "I'm drinking stars, I'm drinking stars!" "
Then a little later on.
" Kidnapped by French champagne was more like it. The champagne had hold of them both, and not a ransom note in sight.
"I'm peeing stars!" the Princess squealed.
Bernard produced a pack of Camels from his shirt pocket. He put it through toy UFO maneuvers while making bleeping noises of the third kind.
Leigh-Cheri returned. "I got stars on my shoes," she complained. "
I thought it was pretty cute, although I like to pretend the reason she got stars on her shoes was cuz they were twinkling through her panties and down her legs. =) As Bernard (aka the Woodpecker) would say in the book, "Yum!".
Take care