Posted by dryden on June 05, 2001 at 17:16
Holly dear, it is approximately 1.10 a.m. on Wednesday 6th June 2001 here in England and so, your birthday. I wish you a very Happy Birthday today. I hope that all your relatives and friends who actually know you will send you greetings and nice presents. As promised, I have written you an e-poem. I was not able to include all your cyberpals, my brain dried up. I hope that none of those omitted will be offended. Once again, I wish you a very happy 23rd birthday. Love D.
HOLLY’S TWENTY-THIRD BIRTHDAY - 6th June 2001
Yes, today you’re twenty-three,
Queen of Essex, our Queen Bee.
All your many friends say: “Cheers”,
Downing scores of ice-cold beers.
There isn’t space to mention all,
Not on this Board, you’d need a wall.
From Ami of Skymouse advice in a letter,
Wear pale blue knickers, the wetness shows better.
From Debra stories of peeing on trains,
And buses and boats and even on planes.
Nothing from Dryden, the mischievous man,
Just a few verses which don’t even scan.
From Frodo and Donnie and Shaggy and Stanley,
As they pee in their trousers, a song: “Happy Birthday”.
From Gary and Phil, one up and one down,
The road from your flat, a lovely silk gown.
From Havelock a lesson on squirming and wriggling,
His bladder so active it’s hyper, he’s jiggling!
From Libralurker Mamma Mia,
Verses of love for Holly the pee-er.
A lesson on physics from Lloyd, simply brilliant,
“How pee percolates through jeans most resilient.”
A picture of Britney from Napoleon III,
Examine it closely, of course there’s no pee!
From Skymouse a photo, five models all patently
Wearing pink knickers and peeing concurrently.
From Sophie, who’s new to the Boards, birthday greetings,
And stories of wetting her knickers at meetings.
From Tiggy and Sweetgirl personal reflections
On peeing your pants, so your man gets erections.
From Wetfan and Jeff and David of England,
Knickers and perfume, a beautiful hairband.
From Wet Set a year’s free subscription, how pleasing,
But dated for last year, oh yes they’re just teasing!
A bottle of Boly from WT,
But no cleaning vouchers hehehehe!
And now your present to yourself,
Brand new knickers on a shelf.
Put them on with great excitement,
They’re in place, now no adjustment.
To the shower hurry, run,
Stand in place, it’s time for fun.
Come on muscles, please let go,
Please, oh please, I want it so,
That lovely feeling, oh such bliss,
Soaking my knickers with my piss.
Yes it’s coming! What a setting,
YES MY KNICKERS NOW I’M WETTING!
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