Posted by Chip on January 24, 1999 at 06:46
I had just sat down at breakfast when some strong pooping signals started to over-shadow the other ones that were telling me I needed to empty the bladder full of the evenings stored up pee. As I had dropped my girlfriend at her home last night after several days of playing I was alone with time for some private exploration.
The signals from the "back door" were getting so strong so fast that although I could feel a very full bladder, there were no longer any calls to pee at the moment, but at the back, the door was starting to open and I just didn't feel like struggeling so early in the morning to keep it shut.
Well as this is not the pooping board...and thats really not my thing... I'll cut to the chase. On the way to the other side of the house after finishing eating, what wasn't able to enter the world when I was sitting had started making its entrance with an unstopable force which of course had created somewhat of a small mess just outside the "door," and the instant I was upon the thrown out she came leaving me again with a now VERY strong need to pee.
Ok now... what we lovers of music all love... For some reason, despite my girlfriend always taking a pee with the door open and not caring about me watching, even sometimes playing with it a little as it gushed out of her, sometimes in enormous quantities, she just hadn't made any music lately. Very strange huh? Well anyway I found a way to make my own....purely by accident.
Leaning all the way back on the throan with legs straight out, the penis has to be held downward as far as it will go (guess you wennies with little ones are out of luck here) so that its kind of pointing back some; see my intention was to use my tankful to clean up the mess at the back door and as it happened it not only worked almost as good as it felt, but low and behold, my gushing pee created a hiss that would have fooled anyone who might have thought it was a female in there doing her thing.
So check it out dudes.... and hey if there's a female with the answer to why my girl didn't hiss the past few days even despite some real despiration on her part a few times I 'd love to hear why.
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