Posted by Gary on January 19, 1999 at 03:09
In Reply to: Re: (How many times.....)6 i guess posted by ecstasyZ on January 16, 1999 at 23:44
Sorry it took so long to get back. But I wanted to reply to one of the best accidents I saw beyond the highschool years. Sorry, no accidents at college, but I knew a very attractive woman named Jenn that had several close calls.
Anyhow, I used to be a waiter at Denny's. I worked from 9pm to 4am. When the bars would close, everyone would pile in to Denny's. I was serving coffee to two women, who were both quite drunk. The one woman, got up to use the restroom. She was mid to late twenties, blond, and had a pretty good body......
Anyhow, I'm taking the order to the table next to them, and she comes walking back to the table. Her pants were wet to the knees, and her whole crotch was soaked. She shyly told her friend she peed her pants, and she wanted to leave.
Here's where it got good. I hadn't cut a check for them yet........two coffee's. I looked at her and said.....Wow, that coffee really went through you! She was all red with embarrassement, and her friend was laughing so hard, the whole restaurant turned to look at what was going on.
Never had I seen so many people stare in my life.
Her friend grabbed the keys, and said......You pay the bill. Her friend ran out of the restaurant with the keys.....and forced her to stay and wait while I got the bill.......So she had to wait, while people stared, pointed and chuckled. I gave her the bill, and then she had to wait a few minutes in the line. People lined up at the entrance were silent, everyone was whispering to each other and pointing at her..
She was very embarrassed, and just stood there in her wet jeans, and waited to pay. I ran up while she was paying and said.......You have a good night, and next time no coffee for you.....She smiled...and pushed through the crowd at the front door........
I was so turned on by that one.......but there were other accidents at the restaurant I must tell the board about.........soon