Posted by Wet -Pants Bandit on January 10, 1999 at 11:56
Haven't posted here in a while (I'm a guy, by the way) but I just had to relate what happened to me the other day......
Snow was in the forecast and before venturing out I donned a pair of vinyl, waterproof ski pants over my jeans, just in case things really got sloppy. After shopping for some staples I decided to spend a few hours at the not-too-distant casino.
Snow started falling along the way and when I arrived the place was relatively quiet (just the way I like it). I settled down to play the slots in the high-rollers room and soon my chips started to dwindle. Then I moved to another area where there are some new machines with plenty of options, bells & whistles. Pretty soon I really had to pee and figured what the heck.... Under the protection of the vinyl covering, I just sat there and went in my pants. It felt naughty & nice, but what happened a few minutes later was astounding. I was playing 5 machines at once and all of a sudden they started dumping out coins faster than I could get them into buckets! People were gathering around to watch and the help kept bringing more trays to stack the coins in! Triples, jackpots, you name it.... they just kept on coming!
The end result was that I left the place soaking wet with a big wad of bills in my pocket! Couldn't help but wonder if wetting my pants made the machines go haywire! Gotta try that tactic again, soon!
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