Posted by The Professional on January 03, 1999 at 22:14
Some asked earlier for something to help them wet themselves. Well thats not what I use this for but this soup is for dieting and acts as a diuretic (cause water to leave the body via urination).
Miracle soup
6 large onions
2 green peppers
2 large cans of whole tomatoes
1 large head of cabbage
1 large bunh of celery
1/4 cup of basil (deydrated ok)
1/4 cup of parsley (deyhdrated ok)
a pinch or two of oregeno
add sugar to taste.
Cut vegetables in medium pieces put in pot (takes a pretty large pot) Fill just to top of vegtables with water. Boil for 10 minutes then simmer for at least another 10. Best after sitting one night.
I like to add hamburger and/or white cheddar or parmesion cheese
This soup really makes you need to pee often the first time you use it. Then you slowley get used to it
I have served this soup along with some steak and a caffinated beverage (alcohol is ok also), whenever I have had a date over. I eat it for at least two days prior though so I can get used to it. (caution soup may also cause gas in some people, though I guess this can be fun to depending on what you like)
I used this soup on Christine (As well as others). (This isn't the best story but I was asked to include some more about her) I convinced her to let me cook her dinner, then we would go to a late show. I had let myself get accustomed to it for a couple of days.
She came over, we had dinner (It is a good soup by the way) and coffee (she liked coffe, I would add Irish cream flavoring, so she drank a lot of coffe also. We hung out for a little then went to the movie. (She also had an Italian background so she liked this soup very much)
At the theater I bought her a large diet pepsi for us to share, but no popcorn since she was full. She used the bathroom at the theater as did I befor we went into the movie. (she did this every time)
I told her as we went in that I was glad she did this becasue I hate it when people get up to use the restroom in the middle of the movie, disrupting it. "I think you should be forced to hold it or wet your pants before getting up and bothering other people who have paid good money to see a movie. She agreed (Of course, she still agreed with just about everything I said). She drank some pop at the beginning of the movie and then let me hold onto it fairly soon) I think when she started to feel full.
I could tell towards the middle of the movie that she really had to go, for she had her hands between her legs. I put my hand on her leg and worked up her thigh slowly, she then held my hand. Towards the end of the movie I thought I could hear her wetting, she would't let my hand to close to where I would be able to feel though. When the movie ended we stayed for the credits.
Then she lied to me saying she spilt some pop and she problably looks like she wet her pants. So we snuck out the back exit because she was scared to be seen. She stuck to her story though, about spiiling the pop, even though it wasn't true.
Any way the soup recipe works, I did use it on some other dates it it worked with them also.
Please give it a try and post your story
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