Posted by shaggy on June 04, 2001 at 13:36
When I left the bar I knew I should have taken a leak. I had gone maybe twenty minutes before and I didn't want to look like a wuss, but half a dozen beers were still working in my gut and I kind of needed a piss as I headed for the subway station. It was getting pretty urgent when I waited on the platform, but since it was after midnight and this would be the last train, I didn't want to go look for a potty and miss it. There was a guy in his little booth within view, so I couldn't just piss in a corner. I got on the train really feeling the urge and sat opposite two girls barely more than eighteen. I slouched down in the seat and wagged my legs a little, and then I spread them wide.
I really needed a piss bad, and just for the hell of it I let out a squirt. It was a longer squirt than I had planned because it was hard to stop, and I glanced down to see a baseball-sized wet spot on the front of my jeans. The two girls noticed and giggled and whispered something to each other. I gave them a drunken grin, wagged my legs a little more, and let out another spurt. Now I had a saucer-sized wet area in my crotch. More giggles and whispers. The only other people in that car were at the far end.
Letting some out actually seemed to make matters worse. I had to piss something awful, so after a couple of minutes I let out one more long spurt, and now there was a very obvious wet area of dinner-plate size. The girls looked like they were getting up as we approached the station before mine, so I leaped up and went out the door ahead of them. They were behind me on the escalator, and I was sure my ass was wet. Out on the street, I turned left toward the main drag, and sure enough, the two girls went that way, too. I could hear them giggling more and talking as they followed me.
There weren't many cars on this side street, and no one else on the sidewalk, so I stepped into a short alley that was fairly well-lit and walked only maybe twenty feet down. I faced the brick wall and pulled out my pecker and pissed gratefully. The girls paused as they passed the alley and I heard one say "Oh my God!". All they saw was the back view, but it was obvious what I was doing. They were further down the street when I came out, so I just walked home. I met two other people on the street who gave me a funny look but said nothing.
I think I'll be talked about. It's nice to bring a little fun into the lives of others.
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