Posted by Burstin on December 11, 1998 at 11:40
I was at work today and was sitting at the secretary's desk finishing up on the weeks paperwork, and she kept coming in and telling me in a joking way to get out of her seat. She is a blond lady in her mid 40's very curvy. She had on a tight pair of faded blue jeans on. About the third time she walked in, I turned and looked back and she was about 1/4 doubled over twisting her hips just slightly. I asked her if she was ok and she told me to get out of her seat, that she had to pee. I said "then go". I got up and she said she was going to but she got sidetracked. I said yea right you women love to hold your pee. She said its not that, its just that we just figure we can wait. I said no sir you like the way it feels. Just then she ran for the bathroom doubled over with her knees pressed against each other. I walked into the room next to the bathroom and heard the door slam shut, the toilet seat smack the porcialin and the toilet paper spinning. That all took about 3 seconds. After a couple second I could hear the pressure bound urine spray the toilet. She must have peed hard for 10 or 15 seconds. I mean hard. When she came out I went into her office and asked her if she was better and she said "oh yea, the pressure was building, it was mounding."
My question is this, Why didnt she go to the bathroom before she walked into her office if she had to go that bad?
And maybe a lady could answer this one too: What does mounding mean?
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