Posted by Tarzan on December 03, 1998 at 18:11
When I gently teased my wife, not long after we were married, about her tendency to be wet sometimes, she said, "I have good control . . . for a girl!" Then she started to compare her bladder control with that of her two closest friends, "Patti" and "Lisa", and told me how much leakier they were than she was (everything is relative, I guess). I had met both girls many times since meeting my wife, and both were involved in our wedding. Patti was petite, with dark hair and eyes, moderately good looking, and apparently peed her pants almost constantly! My wife related tales of the numerous times boys had tickled her in high school, always causing her to "wee down her legs" (girls always wore skirts to school in those days) and "make a puddle", which my wife thought the boys didn't notice (I'll bet they did! They probably tickled Patti because they knew damn well what would happen!). Patti always wet herself when they played field hockey or tennis (swimming, too, but who would know!). My wife told me of the time Patti was wearing a sanitary pad (Kotex) when she wet herself in a high school chemistry class. Not sure whether the back of her skirt was visibly wet, she whispered to my (future) wife to please walk behind her when the class was dismissed, in order to hide a possible wet spot. They went to the girls' toilet so Patti could change into a dry pad and assess the "damage" to her panties and skirt. The interesting thing is that several of their girlfriends accompanied them to the toilet because, according to my wife, all of them were very interested in seeing if Kotex pads provided sufficient protection when girls peed in them! It turned out the pad was completely soaked, but did its job well enough that her panties were only damp, requiring changing, while the skirt remained essentially dry. Patti and her husband "John" had been married about a year before our wedding (my wife had been her maid of honor). When my wife told me about Patti's wetting problems, I asked how she had coped with these at her wedding. "Oh, that was no problem", my wife said, "She wore diapers!" My wife said also that she was sure that Patti had worn either pads or diapers on her honeymoon trip, because she, "always has to wee when she rides in a car". Years later, I heard my mother-in-law ask my wife if Patti "still wets her pants all the time?" It seems that the girls often played bridge with my mother-in-law when they were in high school and college, and Patti always wet her pants during the game, usually while laughing, but sometimes for other reasons. My wife also mentioned that Patti always had to get up and go to the toilet at night and "She needed a straight run to the bathroom" or she would wet the floor. If she was very tired, or had consumed too much liquid before bedtime, she would occasionally fail to wake up and would wet her bed. My wife's other close friend, "Lisa" was a good looking blue-eyed blonde of medium height, with notably sexy tits. My wife told me that when they were at their high school prom (dance), either their junior or senior year, I don't recall which, Lisa lost control of her bladder and peed on the floor. She, like all of the girls, was wearing a long, formal evening dress. My wife says she thinks Lisa "got excited" when the orchestra played something that she particularly liked, causing her to wet herself! With the noise of the orchestra drowning (no pun intended) the splattering sound of her pee stream, and the dim lighting, she "stepped over the puddle" and walked away from the unobserved scene of her accident. She told my wife what had happened, and they both went to the girls' toilet, where Lisa removed her wet panties and went without underpants for the rest of the evening. My wife implied that Lisa had many other accidents, but she never told me about them. Years later, while Lisa was visiting us for an afternoon, my wife remarked that our little girl (then only about 4 or 5) still wet her pants a lot. Lisa then said to our little girl, "That's okay, Honey, your aunt Lisa's leaky, too!" So there was obviously much that I never learned about Lisa and her "leaky" bladder!
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