Posted by ruger on June 01, 2001 at 08:22
In Reply to: Airplane accidents??? posted by wetfan on May 31, 2001 at 12:28
There are 3 incidents that come to mind:
1) Many years ago, girlfriend & I were at the Airport bar having a few brews before the flight. They announced our flight and we started guzzling our last beer. They announced final call, so we take the last swigs and rush onto the plane. Being the last ones on, they immediately closed the doors and push away quickly. While we we're on the runway, girlfriend turns to me and says "Oh my God, do I have to pee!" This immediately got me interested as we had been together for several months and the topic hardly ever was raised. She was a cute blond wearing tight jeans that day. We take off and she has her hands flat together between her legs which are pressed tight together. Hands not in crotch, but close. She has head high and swinging it around, looking to see if anyone else is brave enough to get out of there seat yet (its way too early for anyone to get up, we're in steep climb). I press the issue, giggle a little, and say "You OK?". She says, "I gotta go to the bathroom really bad". She's concerned, I'm hard. We climb somemore, finally she stands up and starts to crawl over me. It's still too early to be getting up and I tell her, "their gonna make you sit down". She says, "If I don't go, I'll wet my pants." She scrambles over me, lucky that she doesn't have far to go. She gets to and in the bathroom before anyone can say anything. When she comes back, I look at her crotch, nothing, she made it. We don't talk about it again.
2) I have a flight cancelled and I get lucky enough to get on a 747 middle row, middle seat for a trans-continental flight. I'm flying alone and I have a young woman (probably 20-23) on my left, also flying alone. She's not that pretty, built OK, wearing baggy jeans. I'm married at the time so I'm content on reading all the way and did not make any conversation, neither did she. We get to Kennedy air space and they have weather. We circle for what seems like an hour. We're circling in clouds and it's eerily quiet, nodbody moving, fasten belts on. Suddenly, girl on my left gets up and proceeds to back (bathrooms, I assume). She quickly comes back and crawls back into her seat. She leans over to me and kinda whispers, "they won't let me use the bathroom, I don't think I'm going to make it." I'm amazed at this cuz she says it so matter of factly and that she says it to me at all. She's not squirming but she has a very pained, scared look on her face. I'm kinda shocked, so I only say, "You'll be OK". She shakes her head. Suddenly some guy in the aisle, who must of seen her predicament, leans over and tells her that they are letting people use the bathrooms in the front. She gets up and goes. Comes back and says, "Whew, that was close." We talk a little before we land. She somehow gets out of the plane well before me. When I get out to arrivals, she is standing there with her girlfriend. She nudges her girlfriend, like saying, "There he is." She smiles at me, girlfriend looks quizzical at me. I smile back. Obviously she told girlfriend about predicament and how she had to tell cute guy (OK, I'm bragging here) beside her.
3) Actually, I have several instances with wife and this puppy is getting long. So, if any interest, I'll detail these later.