Posted by Wet Trousers on May 11, 2001 at 13:35
To quote Holly: "Oh my God!" What a fantastic response and thanks to all of you who replied. Just a quick off-topic: to those who knew that I was doing it, I abseiled down the Royal Festival Hall in London today for charity with about 80 of my work colleagues (no peed clothes, unfortunately).
Now to work. I had to decide how to judge this to do it fairly and I decided, before reading the replies, to give up to 3 marks for innovation, 3 for naughtiness, 3 for sexiness (these two overlap a bit, but focus the marks on the best replies), and 1 at my discretion; total 10.
In the order they came in:
Debra - 2 for changing clothes + 2 + 3 for desperation, peeing openly and making a puddle + 0 = 7
Phil - 2 for many pants + 1 + 1 for walking away + 1 for blagging extra drinks from me = 5
Dave - 3 for kilt + 2 + 2 for under table by us + 1 for thinking of the ladies = 8
Frodo - 1 + 3 + 3 for nothing under shorts and the torrent + 1 for sparking the idea of the quiz = 8
Holly - 1 + 3 + 3 for desperation, peeing in chair, what you would say and frequency + 0 for disgraceful mail tonight 'not seeking to influence judging' = 7
wslover - 3 for kaftan + 3 + 2 for idea of lap peeing and dribbling + 0 = 8
Christy - 2 + 2 + 2 for walking away initially then squatting then peeing chair + 1 for multiple entertainment = 7
Tiggy - 1 + 3 + 3 for the total naughty sexiness aimed at me in particular (you have to read it) + 0 for mailing me naughtily between quiz and judging = 7 (this is my personal favourite for obvious reasons, but I did commit to judging fairly and the limits of 3 marks achieve this)
Donnie - 2 for extra pants + 3 + 2 for standing close by and peeing down legs + 0 (must be careful about asking our ladies to pee on laps) = 7
Holder - 1 + 2 + 1 for black trousers and leaking rather than doing a puddle + 1 'cos the marking favours wetters = 5
Nicola - 2 for skirt and position + 2 + 2 for peeing on grass with knees up + 1 for the lilac skirt (thanks) = 7
Wetfan - 1 + 3 + 2 for peeing light trousers where he was + 0 for impugning UK weather (gloriously sunny today!) = 6
t.b. - 1 + 2 + 2 for dark grey trousers but using hands, standing and sitting + 0 = 5
Libra Lurker - 2 for cord trousers or shorts + 2 + 1 for wandering away to pee + 0 (again, be careful about asking ladies for p-fun) = 5
Dickie - 1 + 2 + 2 for grey, tight-fitting trousers with no pants and peeing standing and sitting + 0 = 5
Linda - 3 for football shorts + 2 + 3 for peeing seated then wiggling her wet bum and frequency + 1 'cos I like the mental picture = 9
Wow! Sorry for the short comments but there were a lot of replies. Apolgies if my taste doesn't match yours, there is slight inconsistency or I have made an arithmetic error! The judges's decision is final, it's only a game and the winner is ... LINDA in her nylon footy shorts! Joint runners up Dave, Frodo and wslover.
Congratulations! Linda is now the proud owner of a virtual bottle of champagne and apologies that collecting would prove difficult. Once again, thanks to all for participating.
PS I worked out what I would have done and I would have scored 5.
Now I'm going to have fun working out the running order and will share later...
Regards, WT
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