Posted by wetfan on May 09, 2001 at 14:10
In Reply to: UK Pub Quiz (all UK pls A!) posted by Wet Trousers on May 07, 2001 at 11:42
Okay so I'm Canadian, but I have British Blood so I want to join the party. please? please?
I'm assuming that this is a wetset wetters party so my actions would probably be quite different from a regular setting as we're all kindred spirits.
1) This would depend on two things. a) How I was getting home and b) when the party would be over. For the sake of the party I'd like to wear blue jeans or tan pants, something that would show off the wet good for the other "guests". This wouldn't be a problem if the party was ending late a night and I was getting a ride home.
However if it was ending during the day and I had to get the bus or taxi home then I would probably want to wear dark black pants to hide the wetness.
2) Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm this would depend on how quickly I drank. I'm kind of a fish and I certainly don't nurse my beers so I probably would finish 2-3 pints in about a 90 minute social setting. I would hold out as long as possible (again for the guests) but I wouldn't be holding on for dear life as it wouldn't matter if I pissed myself, in fact it would be expected. So I'd probably say somewhere in the first 2 hours I'd be wet.
3) I would go right where I was standing or sitting at the time. Again I'm assuming this is a private function for wetters so I wouldn't be concerned about the wheres and I doubt I'd be the only one making the floor wet. I'd just wait until I was quite desperate and a little tipsy and then let loose. Most likely standing up as it's easier for me that way.
4) If I'm out drinking once I "tap the keg" I usually need to go more often and more often. Also knowing London's weather I'd probably wait until I was desperate again (maybe not bursting) and warm myself up whenever I could. I don't think I'd have much time to dry off.
Fun little questionare.
Take care