Posted by frodoagain on May 27, 2001 at 16:58
In Reply to: How many of us are there? posted by holder on May 27, 2001 at 09:54
If only ONE percent of the general population finds some aspect of watersports arousing, that's still quite a lot of people. If only a tenth of those finds holding a bursting bladder worthwhile, there's one walking around in the mall nearest you right now! Go find him/her! And if only a tenth of that tenth enjoys wetting with an audience, then there are probably several performances a month in your county. Go look for them!
There are places where "accidents" are likely. When a bar closes and the patrons loiter in the street for a while, SOMEBODY in that group must need a pee very badly. Outdoor music performances are often written up on this board. Rest areas on major highways often reveal desperate motorists. If you add these people to those who do it on purpose, we should hear of quite a few sightings this summer.
Possibly the majority of us practice more in the privacy of our homes. While writing this and drinking beer, I seem to have wet my jeans quite thoroughly. I didn't intend to, but I just couldn't hold it.
It's an innocent sport. It doesn't transmit disease, and no one becomes pregnant as a result. Most of the time, property isn't permanently damaged, and the cost of pee is only the price of the beverages consumed. It's hard to count the number of participants because our trail evaporates. Some of your most respected neighbors may be closet pee-fetishists, and you'll never know. Finding accurate statistics is a vain task.
But look at what's on the media. Some TV programs feature some aspect of pee quite regularly. I've mentioned The Simpsons cartoon, and others have pointed out the frequency on Jay Leno. While some folks consider peeing disgusting or simply private, it's a normal act and it appears more and more often in films and TV.
I suspect that more than ten percent of the population enjoys a secret pleasure in peeing. Many would never admit it, but deep down inside, it turns them on. We are the vanguard of a host of people who find joy in a natural biological function. We're the honest ones, and we're fortunate to find each other on this board.
I seem to have peed my jeans again, so perhaps I should end my ramblings...