Posted by holder on May 27, 2001 at 16:02
UK Radio One DJ Chris Moyles often asks listeners to call in with anecdotes of all sorts of things, and so I was only a bit surprised when he asked people to call in and say whether they wee in the shower. He claimed that everyone did.
My ears pricked up a bit when a couple of weeks later he said that he thought everyone had wet the bed at least once when they were a teenager and first started drinking. His pals around him all said that they hadn’t, but he simply refused to believe them!
Finally, last week he asked for stories of guys who’ve taken girls to football (soccer), but wished that they hadn’t. Of all the calls that he must have received, he chose to air one of a guy who said that when a goal was scored, his girlfriend got so excited that she wet herself uncontrollably. He said that she was wearing grey trousers, and that it was completely obvious, and that you could see a load of steam rising from her!
Three references – too much to be coincidence I’d say.