Posted by Napman on July 10, 2008 at 19:27 [61.69.149.236]
In Reply to: Earliest momories - Accidents ? posted by Pantsfiller on July 08, 2008 at 01:38
The first I can remember was when I was 3 at kindy when I wet myself and the teacher called me a dirty boy! My mum took me out of the kindy after having a huge row with her. The next I was still the same age and on the way home one day I had to pee. We had just got in the front door and I got out of my push chair and and stood there and wet myself.
The next I remember was when I was 8 and on holiday with a friend and his parents in Ibeza Spain. I went to bed one night feeling a bit sick and woke up in the middle of the night feeling very ill and finding my PJ's were full of soft poop. I did not wake any one at first and went to the bathroom to take off my poopy PJ's. It was then I knew I was going to throw-up and poop so insted of sitting on the toilet and throwing up on the floor I chucked up in the toilet and because I was leaning over and had no PJ's on I shat all over the bathroom. It came out with such force that I literally pebble dashed the whole room. Yeah I know it's funny now but at the time it wasn't!! The smell was unbelievable and my friends mum who was up by this time had to tie a gag around her mouth to stop her from chucking up as well and adding to the mess. It took her the rest of the night to clean me and the bathroom up. I was ill for three more days but did not make another mess like that. all I can say is if you go there beware spanish tummy as it's called!!!
Since then the only other time was when I was an adult of 25 I was on the way home from the pub when I needed to pee. I was still living in London at the time and in the centre of London at night there was no where to go. I thought I could make it home in time. I very nearly did. I got to within site of my front door about 100 metres down the road when I lost the battle and completely wet my self. I wa staying with my folks at the time so I thought what the hell will I tell them? In the end I just said just before leaving the pub someone knocked a whole pint of beer into my lap! They bought it and embarrassment was avoided.
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