Posted by hanesdumper83 on July 12, 2008 at 01:59 [76.24.217.187]
In Reply to: Earliest momories - Accidents ? posted by Pantsfiller on July 08, 2008 at 01:38
My first accident I can remember, I was 3 or 4. At my babysitter's house we were all sitting in front of the TV watching cartoons, it was quite early in the morning. As I sat there, my stomach wasn't feeling too good and I felt a big fart comming on... only it wasn't gas. I sat there when a whole bunch of chunky poop squirted (literally) into my pants. It went all over the place, down my legs, up my back. I was a mess.
The second time I remember, was not too long after that. We were outside playing when it was almost time for us to come in. I was shy about going to the bathroom, so I figured I would ask to go before everyone came back inside. I made my way to the door to go inside when my babysitter saw me and told me to go back outside to help clean up the toys. Since I was scared of the woman (she was a pretty scary bitch), I just turned around and wondered what to do. Everything was pretty much cleaned up already, but I just stood there crossing my legs and squeezing my cheeks together trying not to crap myself. That's when everyone started going inside. I climbed up the step and noticed the turtle head poking out. It was a big firm turd too. By the time I crossed the threshhold that last big step opened my asshole just enough for the monster poop to slide right out on to the floor with a mighty thud. The kid behind me saw it happen and said "eeewww!" Which caught the attention of the sitter. As I remember it, a few of her friends had come over (the lady was in her early 30's) and she pointed out to them "Watch out for the shit!" As embarassed as I was, I was more amazed at how quickly that big turd shot out of me.
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