Posted by newcastleloaded on January 27, 2003 at 13:44 [4.3.65.75]
I just got back from a long bike ride and I loaded my red bike shorts about halfway through the ride. The long ride went up some hills and into a very large park near where I live. When I stopped at the park to take a break, a very strong urge to poop hit me. I didn't expect it but instead of fighting it I just relaxed and let the semi firm grapfruit size load fill my bike shorts. it felt great and I didn't want to sit on it quite yet so I kept my butt lifted off of the seat for the ride back.
On the way back I decided to ride through an appartment complex near my house. I stopped and got off my bike and took a drink of water. Next thing I know there was a middle aged asian lady standing next to me carrying a basket of laundry. She stopped and asked how I was doing (she was a little hard to understand because of her thick accent), and I told her I was good. Shortly after that I asked if she knew where there was a nearby restroom, she didn't understand what I said and she started saying something about its difficult sometimes, then I asked her again for a bathroom and I turned to show her my butt. Her eyes got really big and she said "ohhhhhhhh" and she immediately started laughing, I smiled and said to her "its a big one huh"? She just kept on laughing, I thought she was going to pee her pants she was laughing so hard. She started walking back toward her appartment still dieing of laughter. I jumped back on my bike and rode around the side of some of the appartments and I saw the same lady still walking to her appartment, she saw me again and started busting up with laughter again, I just continued to ride and came home. I was hoping she might let me use her rest room but fat chance on that happening!
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