Posted by Bill on January 03, 2003 at 16:12 [24.126.195.19]
Hi all,
I just had a public accident. I was at Frye's Electronics in Burbank with my wife and her sister. I was doing some window shopping while they returned something. I was in an empty isle and needed to fart pretty bad so I let it rip. It took a few seconds to realize it, but I had filled my Levi's! All the sudden I felt wetness as my jeans clung to my thiegh. I had no diaper or underwear on, so it made a pretty bad mess. I spent about 10 minutes in the restroom wiping it up and trying to dry my pants. Nobody seemed to notice even though I could smell it on the way home!