Posted by peter thomas on December 22, 2000 at 13:40
In Reply to: How do i crap my pants? posted by Thor on September 08, 2000 at 14:59
You must eat a big meal, then down about 4 coffees. Then do some walking. The combination of the meal, the coffee which makes you nervous, and the walk will soon induce hopefully a soft but copious poo.
When you are in a position to poo on demand, you enter a cafe, preferably empty apart from two or three attractive waitresses.
After eating some patisserie you are in a position to take the evening to the next stage. You poo yourself. You then squirm around on your seat and look embarrassed. You call a waitress over and ask the way to the bathroom(even if its obvious}. You must ask nervously. She will indicate, then you stand up, pulling the back of your pants and walking in an I've shit myself way, with one hand inside a cut pocket for masturbation purposes. You say something like, "sorry, I've had an accident." If things go right she will feel very sorry towards you, and ideally offer to help, but at least open the door for you.
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