Posted by Andrew on October 25, 2000 at 03:16
I received this in my email recently and thought that people here might enjoy it.
> > > > A couple of pensioners are in bed one night, when the old boy raises
> > > > his bumcheek and lets off a massive fart.
> > > > 'One-nil!' he shouts.
> > > > 'What's this all that about?' asks his missus.
> > > > 'It's fart football,' he says, 'and your losing one-nil.'
> > > > So the old woman tears one off and shouts 'one-all!'
> > > > The old man then goes ahead again, with the wife making a loud
> > > > equalizer.
> > > > Realising he could be beaten at his own game, the old boy tries
> > > > to squeeze out a real rip-roarer but craps the bed making a huge
> > >squawking
> > > > noise in the process.
> > > > 'What was that?' asked his wife.
> > > > 'Half-time," he replies, 'now we swap sides...'
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