Posted by Dr. Alvin Bluebox on October 24, 2000 at 17:16
Yes people, I am a physician, and a fine one! I have done much research on the subject of fake doctory. This research indicates that the condition of fake doctory, known as docterius fuloshittius clinically, is due to having a smaller than average penis. The only known cure, aside from a penile transplant, an addadicktome to use the latin, is a rigorous program of crapping into your briefs one to three times a day. Unfortunately for the patient, this treatment must be maintained for the duration of his life, or until he/she cums, whichever happens first. Thank you.
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