Posted by zerk on October 23, 2000 at 10:22
Since Dr. Cardely is not really a Dr., I think we should give him an honorary M.D. I'm serious. But since we aren't a medical college we can't give a Doctor of Medicine degree so the official title of our doctor and health advocate will be "Dr. Joseph Cardely, Mentally Deficient".
I think this diploma will look attractive hanging on the wall in his office next to San Jose Community Hospital that is full of feces-toxic patients.
If Dr. Cardely is a chiropractor, then he has my apologies. However, Chiropractic would seem to present two major hurdles for demigod Cardely; first, he would have to spell his own job right, second chiropractors don't know much about bacteriology because they don't give antibiotics. I would rate Dr. Cardely's knowledge of infectious disease on par with most other quack-level practitioners like homeopaths , iridologists, and foot reflexologists.
If you want respect Dr. Cardely, then earn it. Show credibility instead of homophobia, and give us some evidence that you are who you say you are.
If anyone has any other honorary degrees we can confer on Mr Cardely feel free to list them.
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