Posted by tia b on October 22, 2000 at 07:58
A friend of mine is a teacher the following is some excuse notes from parents including original spelling.
1 please excuse ray friday from school. he has loose vowels
2 please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday he had diahre dyrea direathe the shits
3 please excuse tommy for being absent. he had diarrhea and his boots leak.
4 please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. we forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and we found it monday, we thought it was sunday.
5 my daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired, she spent a weekend with the marines.
well thats a few of them we thought they were funny hope you all do to
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