Posted by Lieutenant Slaxoph on October 19, 2000 at 06:45
That's right... I got a promotion...
Hey Private! Stand up! Quit sloucing! You're a mess! But thank you, Private Cardely for one hell of laugh-off! I've never seen more creative writing in my life than from the irritated people who have responded to your dumb-ass posts! We can see quite obviously where the genetic ability for language has alit, and it isn't in YOUR pallet!
To everyone else: I've put in a request to have you all promoted to seargant! You've made me laugh my ASS off the last few days.
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