Posted by JOEY CARDELY'S MOM on October 18, 2000 at 22:44
DEAR READERS, I AM AFRAID THAT I AM MUCH TO BLAME FOR JOSEPH'S HARRASSMENT OF YOU. HE HAS BEEN OUT TO GET THE WORLDS EVER SINCE I ADMITTED TO HIM THAT HIS FATHER AND I ARE BROTHER AND SISTER. HOWEVER, IN MY OWN DEFENSE, ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT I WAS UNAWARE THAT THE SOCIAL STIGMA EXISTED IF YOUR SIBLING WAS A BABBOON. I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF *SOB* THE PINK PART OF HIS BUTT WAS SO COMELY. *SOB* I HAVE NO IDEA WHY HE CHOSE PANTSPOOPERS TO PICK ON. IT CERTAINLY COULDN'T BE BECAUSE OF THE SMELL, AS HE IS SO STANK THAT HIS OWN TOENAILS ARE INGROWN TO GET AWAY FROM THE FUNK. PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES ON HIS BEHALF FOR HIS HARRASSMENT OF YOU AS WELL AS THE INDIGNITY THAT YOU MUST FEEL KNOWING THAT HE HAS USED THE LAST BIT OF MY CRISCO OIL AS LUBE FOR MASTURBATING WHILE HE WAS READING ALL OF YOUR POSTS. WHERE DID I GO WRONG, LORD?!?!
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