Posted by HD Cleaner on October 04, 2000 at 22:42
Last one? until the next one, at least.
I'm a junior in high school. Once we had a very pretty, blonde hair/blue eyed type sub, and naturally all the guys wanted her. She wasn;t very talkative though, and after roll call she just sat at the desk with her eyes closed, rubbing her temples and stifling burps. Every1 started talking, laughing, and throwing papers around. Soon, she shot up and we all thought she was going to yell at us! However, she froze once she stood, then doubled over, with thick pink liquid pouring out her mouth. A lot of people were yelling things like "EEW!" or "GROSS!", or the less-tactful with "YO, SHE'S BLOWING CHUNKS ALL OVER!" After awhile, the room smelt awful, and she finally stood up. THen, she farted audibly and brown liquid poured out her dress as she tried to run out the door. However, she had locked it before, and she sprayed the glass on it with vomit as she fumbled to open it. As she ran down the hallway, retching and having uncontrollable diarehea, many teachers stepped out of their classrooms to see what the spectacle was. Their was a long trail of vomit and liquidy poop from our class to the bathroom. Once the class was over and we went to lunch, the story spread like wildfire, and one girl even puked up her lunch all over the floor after hearing the gory details. Needless to say, that sub never returned to our school again!