Posted by matt on September 25, 2000 at 05:44
just so that you all know, tonight I am working on an essay for uni. I'll be up late. I have been holding in a big stinky turd all day, and when I finish my assignment I plan to dump it all into my jocks - it's hard for me to concentrate on study at a time like this. I don't know how full my bowels acctually are, but my poo has been right at the opening of my arse all day. The tiniest little farts have been so potent that even I can't tollerate their stench. This should be good :) Do you want to suggest anything? I'll be going for atleast another hour or so - I'll check the board again before I dump so that I can honour any reasonable requests.
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