Posted by JJ on September 20, 2000 at 12:54
Just thought this joke would be appreciated here. Hope you like it.
Long ago there lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a manly man's
man
who showed no fear in facing his enemies.
One day, while sailing the seven seas, a lookout spotted a pirate ship and
>>the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, "Bring me my Red Shirt!"
>>
>>The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt and while wearing
>>the bright frock he led his mates into battle and defeated the pirates.
>>
>>Later on, the lookout again spotted not one, but two pirate ships. Captain
>>Bravo again called for his red shirt and once again vanquished the
pirates.
>>
>>That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's
>>triumphs and one of the them asked the captain, "Sir, why did you call for
>>your red shirt before battle?"
>>
>>Captain Bravo replied, "If I am wounded in the attack, the shirt will not
>>show my blood and thus, you men will continue to resist, unafraid."
>>
>>All of the men sat in silence and marveled at the courage of such a manly
>man.
>>
>>As dawn came the next morning, the lookout once again spotted not one, not
>>two, but TEN pirate ships approaching. The rank and file all stared in
>>worshipful silence at the captain and waited for his usual reply.
>>
>>Captain Bravo gazed with steely eyes upon the vast armada arrayed against
>his
>>mighty sailing ship and without fear, turned to his crew and calmly
shouted,
>>"Get me my brown pants!"
>
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