Posted by Stinky on September 14, 2000 at 11:45
In Reply to: How do i crap my pants? posted by Thor on September 08, 2000 at 14:59
Drinking before hand helps me. I drink squash and follow up the Banana's & biscuits, finally topping the lot with a coffee.
Like everyone says, if you haven't been for a couple of days you'll have some good ammo.
Banana's I paticularly enjoy. I find they make those first turds nice and firm, but also help with the sense of urgency. I do, however, end up with pants filled to capacity, mostly with soft sticky poo.