Posted by Cruella on September 11, 2000 at 15:03
First let me point out that I am posting a new message rather than a reply because sometimes the replies are not registered on the board.
Now, alex and joe, (or should that be joe first - as he was my first internet big infant).
Want potty training do we? Well this is how we'll do it.
First joe, you revolting little specimen. Twice in one week, you obviously need toilet training badly. I'll put you on the baby change table and make you stick you bottom in the air. Firstly Nanny Cruella is going to see if diddums has got a temperature.
Up it goes.
You do look a sight with that thermometer sticking out of your poophole. I'll leave it in for a few minutes.
Let's pop it out. Urgh, it's dirty!
Only one thing to do then, give you three suppositories. ONE..TWO..THREE.
Was that painful den, is that why you've started to pee all over the change mat?
SPANK..SPANK..SPANK..SPANK..SPANK..SPANK.
How dare you do that! Can't you control that useless little maggot at all can you? I hope for your sake it doesn't start swelling up.
Ah.. Is diddums joe crying den? Well this'll give you something to squeal about.. that's right it's my giant inflatable butt plug for boys who poo their pants.
I'm pushing it in, watching your tight puckered little hole expand to accommodate it. Does baby joe want Nanny Cruella to tickle his little prune testicles whilst she's ramming the plug into his rectum. Yes, I bet he would. But I've got better things to do with my time. Besides you've already made one wet mess with your little willy, we don't want you making another do we?
Now you lay there quietly and suck your dummy whilst I attend to filthy baby alex.
Now alex, what have you been up to? jerking your weedy little dicky? Stealing panties? Pooping your own?
Let's see shall we. Nanny Cruella is going to pull down your trousers and inspect your pants, if she finds dirties she'll have to dish out some punishment.
As I thought! Filthy! When was the last time you wiped your bottom? Get on that potty right now!
It's no use blubbing, just sit there and strain hard!
Baby joe is ready to burst. Good job I've got two potties. Get off the change table you wet wimp. You can sit next to alex. He's starting to smell. Let's see if he's managed anything. Stand up alex.
What do you mean you can't? STAND UP THIS INSTANT!
Well, your potty is still empty, but look baby joe, baby alex has got a big one protruding from his bottom.
Sit down you dirty boy before you mess all over the floor.
Now baby joe, you've got a problem haven't you? You've got to push your big hard plug out first. Do it then! Strain hard, otherwise you'll be sitting there next to smelly alex all day.
Listening to that sticky crackling, alex is going poo poo in his potty. I think joe would like to get away from you but he'll stay till he's finished.
Joe's about to pop. There he goes, out shoots his butt plug and a weeks worth of shitty doodoo too.
BABY ALEX! WHY IS YOUR WILLY STICKING UP?
Get off your pot! Baby joe, you can stand up too.
Look at the pair of you, what a pathetic sight.
Alex, sit on joes dirty potty. DO IT NOW! Yes I know it's nasty, but so are you with your filthy male object pointing at the ceiling.
And joe, you don't deserve any better, even if your dicky is still shrivelled like a acorn, sit on alex's mess.
You can sit there for two hours and think about what dirty little boys you are.
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