Posted by Rich Tedrick on September 10, 2000 at 20:42
As a cook in the Army I had many occasion to get back at my favorite officers as well as a few of my favorite minority friends.If any of the rest of you out there have served in the Army,then you know that I am actually talking about the majority.I would simply use the latrine,taking a huge smelly shit,clean my rump(almost) up with some of that harsh paper they put in there,then retrieve some of the dingle berrys and left over poopy juices that cling to my ass hairs and rub it into my hands like lotion until nothing was visible. Then it would be back to work as usual,taking special care to handle as much of their food as possible.Oh how I would laugh to myself at the end of the day as I thought back on how they smacked their big lips over some of the finest chow "The Big Red One" and I had to offer them.What a hoot.
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