Posted by SIMON on December 18, 2010 at 13:03 [95.177.87.163]
I worked in a bank around ten years ago, me and
two other guys were the only males working there with around ten
girls. I was sitting next to Marie this particular day she was around
22 years old she , blonde curvy, she had a blouse and black work
trousers She kept squirming in her seat and visiting the toilet a lot I said are you not well
she said no I’m fine just drunk to much water need to pee a lot , as a joke I said it would help if you pulled your trousers out your arse crack , they look uncomfortable , don’t you just know it she said , it’s the knickers that are worse they keep riding up badly , there cutting me in half .. I asked her what she meant, she said for
some reason they were riding up her arse and were very uncomfortable.
She said she was going to be honest as she was fed up that they were so wedged she was not sure if it was the knickers
just wedged or that she needed a poo. I said you must know if you need
a poo or not, she said she was not sure. I was asking in a way as if
I was helping but was getting a kick out of it sexually. She
explained that when she needed to poo she would get a lot of silent
airy farts, She had said she had this now , they felt like pre-poop
farts but when she went to the toilet and pulled her knickers down the
feeling went away , cant you take them off , she laughed and said I was
A perv, I said at least you would be more comfortable, she said then
you would be telling everyone I had no knickers on, she was okay
discussing the farting etc but was not happy not wearing any knickers.
I said as if a general question why are these panties so uncomfortable
, she said she always wore thongs as normal knickers seem to ride ,
her thongs were all in the wash so she had to wear some normal
knickers, they were just normal lace bikini style, but bloody
uncomfortable . She stood up and walked to the toilet, she sort
shuffled to try and shake them out of her crack, I must admit her
arse was very deep clefted and her trousers were riding up her crack
also , she came back and said she was okay now as she had adjusted them
, by pulling them down a bit. Anyway she continued working and said no
more, she had to serve a customer on the till as it was her turn, I
see her bend slightly to get to the cashier drawer, and her knickers must
as you could see her , try and pick them out before it was too late ,
with no success,
she sat back down and said it was pissing her off it was like she had
a tooth in her eye it felt like some of the lace was actually going up her arse hole
, take them off I said , oh perv you would like that
wouldn’t you, no I’m just thinking of you Marie. she laughed after
awhile she got up and said I think I really need to go now, as she got
up she let a small silent fart out went all red and shuffled to the
toilet, I heard her shut the door so I went into the men’s one next
door, basically the toilets were two cubicles men’s next two women’s, I
heard her letting out some airy farts and her pulling her trousers
down, then her knickers. I heard her knickers going back up so I
went back to my desk. When she came out I said did you go. No false
alarm.
anyway rest of afternoon she visited the loo a few more times but
stopped discussing it, Anyway we finished work and so I could prolong
the fun I walked with her to the bus stop, I bet you will be glad to
get home, she said damn right I’m sorry she said vie got to get these f…ng knickers out my arse hole
She dug her finger deep up her crack and yanked , she dislodged them at the same top an airy fart escaped and the knickers twanged straight up her arse again I’m sorry Si fucking gross , I said don’t worry it only gas
I said I could give her a lift, my car was just near the bus top at
the cinema car park , do you mind she said I’m feeling fed up. We got to
the car, she was standing by the car and I got in to unlock her side,
I think she took this opportunity to fart as I would not hear or smell it.
I am beyond caring now she said , I ve embarrassed myself so much in front of you , don’t be silly it only natural and you can’t help it , I’m sorry for your discomfort
She said after around five minutes fuck I need to fart my stomach hurting really bad fart, she spread her legs and lifted her butt slighted and pushed
A long airy fart out at it came to an abrupt end and she clasped her hand against her crutch, bum area oh dear a turd nearly shot out I better get you home quick before you poop yourself , I was taking the long way round deliberately as I was getting turned on sorry Simon my stomach is killing me I need to fart again , I’m going to have to hold my bum as I’ve got a poo in the way , she done this and let go a hot airy fart obviously restricted by a turd , god that stinks I’m sorry she said boy did it like poo and cabbage but really heavy and cloying , we need to get home soon as I’m going to be letting a lot of them go my stomach is hurting again I already need to fart again , this continued all the way home . I pulled up at her flat and said do you need any help up to your flat, other than holding your hand over my arsehole no I’m okay. I would have gladly held her turd in with my hand but what can I say. Is it that bad then. It is she said , the pressure building its only my tight knickers and my hand stopping my arsehole filling my knickers with a lot of poo , I don’t know how I am going to get my trousers and knickers down without an explosion . see you soon .
Most of this is true with some exaggeration and wishful thinking , she had to hold her bum but was not as graphic .
I did ask the next day she said it was messy, I had a vision of her taking her hand of her bum and as she pulled her knickers and trousers down a flood of turds went all over the place, but she did not go into detail. Nothing like it happened again either IT PROBABLY WOULD HAVE IF I HAD BEEN HONEST ABOUT MY FETISH.