Posted by Maria on January 31, 2011 at 15:19 [190.56.77.70]
This is a fetish site, so I have no problem with those who focus on size of load, consistency of poop, frequency of habit, and other fetishistic stuff.
But sometimes I just get lonesome for some sweet romance.
I want to wear a nice dress and have a sophisticated gentleman take me to a nice posh place where we can sit outdoors on the terrace and watch the sun set over the ocean or a lake. I want someone who isn’t afraid of $12.00 for a decent glass of Pinot Noir, either!
As the wine and the laughter begin to flow, I want to say, “Oh, don’t make me laugh so hard! You know I have to go potty!”
But the wine and the laughter will continue to flow until my mouth drops open and my eyes get wide as I gasp and feel my rear end, saying, “Oh my goodness gracious!”
Then I will lean in close, put both my hand son his arm, and whisper in his ear with my lower lip just barely trembling on his ear lobe, and I will say, “I think I just, uh... did it in my pants.”
I want everyone to see me as my gentleman escorts me to the door, my hands clutching my butt, my gait a silly waddle, and my grin looking the cat who ate the canary.
I also want everyone to see that the front of his britches is just about to rip open because he is so wonderfully stiff.
Is this just my scene or does anyone else think this would be romantic?
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