Posted by Meli on October 18, 2009 at 21:26 [76.115.153.122]
Be the daddy you know you can be, and make a difference in the life of this abandoned baby girl. It’s not too late. This tall, skinny baby with tangled hair and a tattoo can still be saved with your loving guidance. Due to neglect, she has a rebellious streak like the tail on Haley’s Comet, but a firm, consistent hand from the man who knows best can help her find that sweet little girl again. Help change a life—make her next tattoo say “I love Daddy!”
Terms & Conditions:
-West coast US or Canada daddies preferred
-Baby is 5’9” – extra consideration given to tall daddies
-Weanie daddies will be chewed up and spit out like stale Cheerios
-Must be smart enough to manage baby’s strict health/dietary requirements
-Mean daddies will be devoured by baby’s guardian wolves
-Daddy need not be a cowboy, but extra points will be awarded to cowboy daddies
-Baby is 43 and terrified of young daddies, must be at least 35—extra points for older daddies
-Baby is a professional by day (no diaper) 2 year old by night
-Baby is not into public diaper displays
Let's not just chat, tell me why you'd make the best daddy.
Email: mcmingirl@yahoo.com