Posted by kalory on September 20, 2004 at 18:12 [64.12.117.15]
In Reply to: Wow. posted by Haemon on September 20, 2004 at 17:56
Once upon a time there wasa Russian named Larry. He wore red pj bottoms every where he went - and Mary followed him like a sheep. One day they met up with Goldie Locks at the corner McDonalds.
"Hey Lady Locks yo! Wut's been up your hole lately?"
"Oh, just a little Jimmy. He is all into them diapers let me tell ya what!"
"Diapers?" Now Mary knew she wasn't up on the cool hip lingo of the decade, but she couldn't stretch her brain to figure what diapers stood for. She just waited for the conversation to climax for a clue.
"Yeah, he wuz all up into my teddy bear asking if I would slip on a Huggies."
"No shittin? Huggies? What you say girl?"
"I let him tape it up. They weren't half bad - you know how I like it tight. It was tight, and ALL crowdin the plate. He really had to work to get his fingers in there. I never seen him have such a good time!"
"Hmmm, well Jimmy?" Mary looked into his big Russian bug eyes with a naughty little smile on her face.
He gave her a nod as he slid his hand down to the small of her back and gave it a push to the car.
"See ya Locks." They waved bye and drove off.
Goldie smiled to herself knowing she would soon have a diaper girl friend to play with.