Posted by Wet Eddie on September 17, 2004 at 08:13 [67.64.207.51]
In Reply to: Sorry But... posted by The VOice OF Reason on September 17, 2004 at 07:46
No one will be your friend for less. Accept no imitations. I accept all competitors' coupons.
I will feign a genuine interest in all your prattlings and perversions. No freak is too fruity for me. Ask for me by name.
If you think you can find a friend for less than what I'm charging, I will eat my shoe.
You must act now as supplies are extremely limited. Open to the public. No wholesalers please!
If you're not completely satisfied with our friendship, I will refund 100% of your money!!*
Why be alone when you can pay me to pretend to like you?
Ed
*Less, of course, a slight re-stocking fee, shipping and handling, dealer prep, undercoat, additional profit surcharge, and any remaining money.
Email: w3t3ddie@hotmail.com